1 day 1 smile

1st

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said,

"I'm going to mop the floor with your face."

I said, "You'll be sorry."

He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"

I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

2nd

人生妙論朋友有次談到人生與年齡﹐

有“五年﹐六月﹐七日﹐八時”的謬論。

他說﹕”人的體力﹐到了五十歲時﹐就感到一年不如一年﹔

到了六十歲時﹐就感到一月不如一月﹔

到了七十歲時﹐就感到一日不如一日﹔

到了八十歲時﹐就感到一時不如一時了。

26個英文字母﹐那個字母最笨﹖(下回解答)