1st
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
2nd
一戶農家明天殺雞，晚上餵雞時說：
「快吃吧，這是你最後一頓！」
第二天見雞已躺平並留遺書:
「我已吃老鼠藥，你們也別想吃我，我他媽也不是好惹的！」
26個英文字母﹐那個字母最笨﹖(答案﹕u )
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